This is my chatty. There are many like it but this one is mine. My chatty is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my chatty is useless. Without my chatty I am useless. I must post my chatty true. I must post more than my enemy, who is trying to outpost me. I must outpost him before he outposts me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my chatty and myself are defenders of lulz, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.